25+ Memes Just Goofing Off

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    I just bought my co-worker a 'get better soon' card. They're not sick. I just think they could do better.
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    If you can do all this with a potato, think of all God can do with you @litcatholicmemes
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    gierlsquad when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it's just really frustrating for everyone involved helenasund I've never related to anything more in my life Source: gierlsquad
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    Mom Jeans @momjeansplease The first rule of mysterious leg bruise club is to press on it every five minutes to make sure it still hurts
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    Rob N Roll @thegallowboob Scientists recently discovered that rats love driving tiny cars, even when they don't get treats. When put in mazes adapted to tiny cars, the rats just enjoyed cruising around. EICHMOND
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    Amber Sparks @ambernoelle Me: Buys four thousand books Me: makes a delicious pot of coffee Me: sits in a comfy chair Me: cracks knuckles Me: opens a book Me: plcks uP My PhOnE
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    when I get excited about buying a frying pan
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    ADHD Interrupted • Follow 2h • @witch_mote Sorry I snapped at you. The radio was too loud and my clothes felt weird. 11:17 AM 10/14/22 Twitter for iPhone
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    When u hit snooze 23 times and now have 3 minutes to leave the house @taylormeno
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    when you wake up and realized you've drooled all over the pillow
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    Me: Be gentle closing the door Passenger: 10236619
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    Pickolas Cage
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    I am the terror that honks in the night.
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    He wants to play PlayStation so bad.
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    Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_ My houseplants watching me put water in the espresso machine 10:12 AM - 2022-10-18 Twitter for iPhone 1,906 Retweets 78 Quote Tweets 31.8K Likes
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    PSYCHOLOGICAL HEALTH >> PSYCHOLOGICAL RESILIENCE How to Get Through Tough Times aborteddreams wiki How 1 Gaslight Yourself. Tell yourself that it's making you stronger and the universe is just testing you.
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    When you waitin for the life guard to give you the green light to go down the slide A TNT 6 WEST FINALS WO
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    When you correctly identify the cool bug you found in the woods.
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    My ancestors who had to hunt and fight wild. animals for food watching me have a panic attack over calling to order pizza
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    ALTRA LOW SULFUR DIESEL FUEL ONLY O/D OFF When the narcan hits
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    T GARDEN CENTER When the night shifter takes the day time OT
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    milkton @locallystupid my dog waiting to have a bite of the boiling water i'm cooking
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    When coworkers say "just be yourself" Why? So I can get fired?
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    When someone asks you how your night went Didn't get much sleep, but I did get a few hours of anxiety in
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    When you don't wanna get up and pee because you're comfy but you can't sleep because you gotta pee
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    Me: omg sorry just saw your text, it's been a crazy day Also me:
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    Boyfriend: why do you watch so much murder stuff? Me: just in case you slip up
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    Me trying to stay sleepy when I go to the bathroom at 4 a.m. boredpanda.com
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    "Dude, you can't eat 2 large pizzas and wings all by yourself" me: -YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY. @BetaSalmon
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    punk @nueports Follow thinking about quitting my job 2 minutes before my shift starts BADE
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    El Jabrón @EI_Jabron It's amazing how someone's chewing can make me dream up horrific ways to commit murder
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    Nick Torretta @elastic_music Son: "I can't sleep, I think the bougie man's under the bed" Me: "don't you mean the boogeyman?" Voice from under the bed: "wow the thread count on these sheets is PATHETIC"

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